Robyn Smith

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Name: Robyn Smith
Date registered: June 30, 2011

Latest posts

  1. The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 – Don’t just stand there, let’s get to it. Strike a pose, there’s nothing to it….. Vamp — December 12, 2012
  2. The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 – Hysteria in the White Wisteria — December 7, 2011
  3. The Twilight Saga: Eclipse – Rules!? We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Rules! — August 16, 2011
  4. Twilight: New Moon – The Puppy People Strike Back — July 8, 2011
  5. Polishing The Turd That Is The Twilight Saga Part 1 — July 1, 2011

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  1. Polishing The Turd That Is The Twilight Saga Part 1 — 2 comments
  2. The Twilight Saga: Eclipse – Rules!? We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Rules! — 2 comments

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Dec 12

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 – Don’t just stand there, let’s get to it. Strike a pose, there’s nothing to it….. Vamp

Part 5 of the Geek Actually multi part opinion piece about the films of “The Twilight Saga” Ah, there you are, Gentle Reader- I can’t believe it. It is finally here, the Twilight Carnival is over and apparently I will love you til I die… (Oh wait, I’m already dead!) Hah! I feel a strange …

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Dec 07

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 – Hysteria in the White Wisteria

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Part 4 of the Geek Actually multi part opinion piece about the films of “The Twilight Saga” Greetings, Gentle Reader. We are united once more for the nuptials and tumultuous first weeks (?!) of the Swan/Cullen union, herein known as The Wedding. Our polished poo-dora bead is all grown up and now an incandescent diamond; …

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Aug 16

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse – Rules!? We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Rules!

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Part 3 of the Geek Actually multi part opinion piece about the films of “The Twilight Saga” Oh, somewhere in this favoured land the sun is shining bright;?The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,?And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;?But there is no joy in Mudville – Forks, Washington. Mighty …

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Jul 08

Twilight: New Moon – The Puppy People Strike Back

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Part 2 of the new Geek Actually multi part opinion piece about the films of “The Twilight Saga” Twilight: New Moon – The Puppy People Strike Back Welcome back, Gentle Reader, to the second instalment of my reviews of The Twilight Saga. To recap, David has requested that I review these film (a journey he …

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Jul 01

Polishing The Turd That Is The Twilight Saga Part 1

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Part 1 of the new Geek Actually multi part opinion piece about the films of “The Twilight Saga” Polishing the turd that is the Twilight Saga Part 1 2008 was a bumper year for poo! The first Twilight film was released! And the “Mythbusters” team empirically proved that given sufficient motivation, pressure, time and effort, …

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