“Transformers: Dark of the Moon” is directed by Michael Bay and written by Ehren Kruger. It stars Shia LaBeouf, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Josh Duhamel, John Turturro, Alan Tudyk, Tyrese Gibson, Patrick Dempsey, France McDormand, John Dunn, Julia White and John Malkovich. It is playing nationwide as of today.
Ok, let’s get this out of the way: “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” was terrible. Besides the blatant racism, the film lacked enough Transformers-like action or fun to actually ever be truly enjoyable. Fun was constantly torn out from under you as a viewer by bad dialog or Megan Fox’s bizarrely unattractive face, add to this an indecipherable plot line and you left the cinema furious. It was an experience that I will never forget. This film has raped part of my childhood, but over time I’ve learned to rise above it.
However, because I am a geek and therefore a sucker for giant robots and special effects, when trailers arose for “Transformers: Dark of the Moon” I became cautiously optimistic. It wasn’t like I’d forgotten the horror, I was just willing to bench it for a chance to see more Transformers wail on each other. Unlike some people though, I vowed to remember that Michael Bay is a 50 year old pubescent teenager, funnily enough I don’t mean that with any spite attached. The man makes films for himself, low brow, big action, sex-fests. His love of cars, explosions and women are undeniable, his style hasn’t changed since the 90s and it’s not going to change now, to him he is just perfecting his craft. Continue reading